God I hate computers!!!! Whyyyyyy???!!!! Actually, more to the point, I hate Microsoft. I blame them for everything wrong with the world today. Bus didn't come on time? Fucking Microsoft. Tea went cold before you drunk it? Fucking Microsoft. Couldn't get it up? Fucking Microsoft!!!

I dread to think of the chaos they will cause once we all become bionic. Once they figure out how to make a brain/computer interface, and everyone has extra hardware wired into their bodies (don't scoff, it's not that far off... think of what they can do with pacemakers...), who do you think will provide the operating system? You betcha. Fucking Microsoft. I can just see it now. We're all sat round having a drink, I'm in the middle of a sentence, and all of a sudden my eyes go blue and I just keep repeating "Fatal Exeption has occured at OE3X778. PLEASE REBOOT".

And that's without even considering the viruses that bitter young hackers will be sending out over the mind-net. Once again, I'm mid-sentence, when all of a sudden i recieve a message in my in-box. Thinking it's from my mum, I open it, and my entire brain is erased! Realising what is happening, my friends, instead of trying to help me, all struggle frantically to disengage their own hardware, as they know that they are all listed in my adress book.......

Right, I have to go now to try and reinstall fucking Internet fucking explorer, beacuse it's shit. byeee :)